Dear Work: I don’t want to go back today. Yesterday was hard enough, what with the Internet failing and everyone needing something every two minutes. So just go easy on me today, eh? Dear pasta: some say it’s weird to eat you for breakfast. It’s not. Boil faster so I can enjoy you. Dear Randy: stop being in Japan. I’m kidding, I’m glad you’re in Japan. But sometimes, it’d be nice if you lived in America. Dear summer: thanks for showing up! I’m ready for days that are so hot that I can’t put my hands on the steering wheel, and nights where we can sit on the back porch and see the stars. Dear readers: thanks for sticking with me. Thanks for following me and making me feel that maybe I’m doing the right thing by keeping this blog going. You’re wonderful!

Happy Saturday everyone.